I feel like venting this morning!  As you may or may not know, I’ve been diligently researching the internet for information pertaining to hyperinsulinemia, hypothyroidism, struggles with weight-loss, diabetes 2, insulin resistance, and so forth. I continue to sign-up for numerous newsletters, blogs, tweets, seminars, etc.

During my quest for information, I’m by default forced to read entries from the uninformed. Those that are ill-advised. The ignoramus and the opinionated. The prejudging. The simpletons and the bigots. You know them. You’ve seen their comments.  ‘… eat fewer calories and you’ll lose weight.’ Or  ‘…you should exercise more.’ Or ‘…you’re simply overeating’. Or ‘…it’s all in your head.’

Well. You people will never bother me after today. You’ll no longer make me angry nor hurt my feelings. From this point on, you’ll never receive even the slightest recognition from me. You simply don’t exist.

So this morning, I’d like to invite all these morons to the following.

Kiss my royal, (just-won’t-tighten-up, always-there-behind-me, still-jiggles-when-I-walk) adipose ass.

And have a nice day.

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